transient realities
so trans asked me the questions below. i've never been interviewed. really. i'm always the one with the questions. except that one time during a job interview at this basketball-crazed company that i now work for. i wasn't aware the head of the department was the manager of the country's most beloved team. he asked which team in the league i liked the most. i could have chosen from the 5 teams the company owned. i mean, that much margin could have saved me, but no. i had to be honest and say it was this one team. the team that happened to be the bitter rival. but that's another story. here now is me at it again.
FIVE QUESTIONS FOR BISMUTH
1. brandy is off your list of consumables. but you need to get rid of one person in your life to make it an absolutely healthy one. if there is one person precious to you whom you would swear off your island, who would it be and why? if that person is me, i won't be hurt. you can answer the question honestly.
it will never be you. you keep me sane. i need you too much.
it will have to be that baby i always dream about. it has gotten insane as the years go. it
would sneak in any scene now. the freaky thing about it is that i think my psyche wants it
there. babies can be creepy and sneaky.
2. fill in the blank: second chances are for people who have no __________.
where to go but back where they ought to be. people with places to go fly away, even if it
has to be on the frayed wings of whimsical dreams.
3. you told me the name transience fits you better. tell me why. be as marxist as you can be.
i only take what's needed (everything fits in a pocket at the least or a backpack at the most). i
leave when i must and i don't go back when i've said my goodbyes.
4. how has your background in industrial relations affected your capability to multitask?
it hasn't. i can't multitask at all, if by multitasking you mean doing all things at once. i could get
too focused on one thing that i couldn't care less about the rest.
5. your toes tell you the most interesting stories. pick which toe is your favorite. what story has it told you that you are so enamored by it?
the pinky toe on my left foot once revealed to me an ecstatic secret. perhaps i'd blog about it.
so there. my beer-influenced thoughts at 3 am on a saturday. glad to amuse me.
FIVE QUESTIONS FOR BISMUTH
1. brandy is off your list of consumables. but you need to get rid of one person in your life to make it an absolutely healthy one. if there is one person precious to you whom you would swear off your island, who would it be and why? if that person is me, i won't be hurt. you can answer the question honestly.
it will never be you. you keep me sane. i need you too much.
it will have to be that baby i always dream about. it has gotten insane as the years go. it
would sneak in any scene now. the freaky thing about it is that i think my psyche wants it
there. babies can be creepy and sneaky.
2. fill in the blank: second chances are for people who have no __________.
where to go but back where they ought to be. people with places to go fly away, even if it
has to be on the frayed wings of whimsical dreams.
3. you told me the name transience fits you better. tell me why. be as marxist as you can be.
i only take what's needed (everything fits in a pocket at the least or a backpack at the most). i
leave when i must and i don't go back when i've said my goodbyes.
4. how has your background in industrial relations affected your capability to multitask?
it hasn't. i can't multitask at all, if by multitasking you mean doing all things at once. i could get
too focused on one thing that i couldn't care less about the rest.
5. your toes tell you the most interesting stories. pick which toe is your favorite. what story has it told you that you are so enamored by it?
the pinky toe on my left foot once revealed to me an ecstatic secret. perhaps i'd blog about it.
so there. my beer-influenced thoughts at 3 am on a saturday. glad to amuse me.
7 comentarios:
ah, the girl who wears her heart on her sleeve, but never looks back. i like how concise your answers are. i polished the whole post off in a few seconds and smiled right after. thanks for playing.
you can't multi-task? really?
trans: disappointed?
pan: i'm not your typical woman. you know, they say women are good at multitasking. most days, i'm like a jellyfish. just drifting along, with no real purpose of being aside from being me. don't ask me what that means. i really should stop drinking coffee late at night. sleep deprivation is taking its toll on my reasoning.
jax: i FUCKIN' disagree. truth is, we can never have someone with us all the time.
whew. :)
so there are two jellyfish out there then? multi-task? get outta here!!!
mussolini: go screw a barren sheep? this got to be the most hilarious thing i've heard from you.
cj: whose the other jellyfish?
never, bismuth. never.
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